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Crossed the street naked at night
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Bent over to show some moonlight
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Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
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Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed mz dick was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I got is this guy benjamin dover
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Don't like hesh-don't like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat
-I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoked
a bong killed a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a hobby I make bombs
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Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my!
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw ben dover again and he's still gay
Don't like hesh-don't like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat
-I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoked
a bong killed a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a hobby I make bombs
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C G Em Dm
Don't like hesh-don't like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat
-I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cause I stunk-smoked
a bong killed a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a hobby I make bombs